Thursday, April 29, 2010

Theory of intermission

Theory of intermission
-------------------------
Evolution met with an
Intermission period
Few monkeys in
Trousers and shirts
Few monkeys in
Skirts and tops
Few monkeys in
Coats and suits
Hiding tails in
clothes Underneath
-------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, April 23, 2010

Love lust

Love lust
----------------
Love has caused
Emperors to fail
Love has tossed
Ministers to tail
Love has passed
Saints to jail
Love has teased
Young to ail
Lust has used
Love as veil
------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Too big to fail

Too big to fail
--------------------------
Too bad to ease
To let it loose
Too fat and might
To wrong the right
Too much is lost
To long and short
Too good to tax
To make it max
Too big to fail
To go to jail
-----------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Monday, April 19, 2010

Six Stigma

Six Stigma
--------------------
Define through
Default swaps
Measure through
Manipulating apps
Analyse through
Offshoring tops
Improve through
Innovative oops
Control through
Confidential cops
-------------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, April 16, 2010

Data wherehousing

Data wherehousing
------------------
Dimensions identified
Measures aggregated
Hierarchies created
Metadata maintained
Indexes rebuilt
Partitions shared
Backend is powerful
Frontend is beautiful
Fired the query for
Bluechip customer
Name of the customer
Not in the database
-----------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Conference fall

Conference fall
---------------------
Clouds connect to
Call the conference
Project manager to
Proclaim the cost
Quality manager to
Define the defects
Delivery manager to
Delay the delivery
Confused customer to
Call off the project
-------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Busiless Meeting

Busiless Meeting
----------------------
I am very busy
I am in a hurry
I have to attend an
Urgent business meeting
Eating the biscuits
Tasting the drinks
Postponing meeting to
Next week or month
Don't waste my time
See you after snacks
---------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, April 15, 2010

IPL Deal

IPL Deal
-----------------
Actors to ambassadors
Acquiring IPL teams
Batting or bowling
Bags full of money
Few seconds slot
Plenty for sponsor
Planning to play for
Premium Chennai team
Anybody to coach me
Eighty twenty deal
------------------------------------------ Nagendra Bharathi

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Twitter mania

Twitter mania
----------------------
Policy matters are
Publicly discussed
National disputes are
Narrated in detail
Internal tradings are
Known to everybody
Open one forty
Opening everything
Thought of tweeting
Daily menu items
-----------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Cash flaw

Cash flaw
--------------------
Public money
Placed in banks
Banks' money
Placed in loans
Loans' money
Placed in securities
Securities' money
Placed in speculation
Speculated money
Placed in recession
---------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Real regulator

Real regulator
-------------------------
Regulating insurance
One regulator
Regulating Issues
One regulator
Regulating Pension
One regulator
Regulating Banking
One regulator
Regulating regulators
Real regulator
-------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Committed committees

Committed committees
----------------------------------
Committees are useful when
Members are sourceful
Coercion is censured and
Coalition is ensured
Issues are resolved and
Irritants are dissolved
Policies are mixed and
Plans are fixed
Blame not the committee if
Execution failed
------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, April 9, 2010

Lost resort

Lost resort
------------------
Ask from family
Or from relatives
Ask from friends
Or from neighbours
Ask from Community
Or from Banks
Ask from Central Bank
Or from IMF
If you are Greece
Whom to ask
-----------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Mud road memories

Mud road memories
---------------------------------------
Made from bare foot
Melancholy paths
Mulberry trees

Made from concrete
Metro roads
Mercury Lamps

Car horns with
Country tunes

Mind is full of
Mud road memories
---------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Here and where

Here and where
----------------------------
Started with
Pain and peace
Treated with
Tears and cheers
Time has brought
Tens and tons
Here to deal
Sun and Moon
Where to feel
Mind and soul
--------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Collided questions

Collided questions
-----------------------------
To exit or not to exit
That is U.S
To blame or not to blame
That is U.K
To support or not to support
That is Europe
To appreciate or not to appreciate
That is China
To control or not to control
That is India
------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Unique code card

Unique code card
---------------------------------
Ration card code to
Ration out rice
Driving card code to
Drive out vehicle
PAN card code to
Publish out income
Voter card code to
Vote out conscience
Unique code card to
Unite out all
----------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Capital adequacy

Capital adequacy
------------------------------
Emotional capital to
Innovate the products
Intelligent capital to
Execute the projects
Policies capital to
Publish the process
Financial capital to
Partner the public
Adequate capital to
Achieve the top
---------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Diploma in diplomacy

Diploma in diplomacy
-------------------------------------
Legs to miles
Lips to smiles
Ears to hear
Eyes to cheer
Hands to shake
Heads to fake
Enemy to friend
Friend to enemy
Talk on ties
Walk on ice
------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Monday, April 5, 2010

Watery grave

Watery grave
----------------------
Started from the hill
Sensing pure and chill
On the way, the path
Under me , to loathe
Bodies came weeping
Sewage came seeping
Color changed dull
Odour changed foul
Racing fast to see
Render me to sea
-------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Recession reason

Recession reason
---------------------------------
Credit history
Not verified
Corporate chemistry
Not verified
Regional geography
Not verified
Derivative biology
Not verified
Salary statistics
Verified very
--------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Love at rest

Love at rest
--------------------------
The hands that sowed
The seeds at rest
The legs that ploughed
The lands at rest
The head that carried
The bags at rest
The tongue that priced
The grains at rest
The love that brought
Us up at rest
-----------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Etiquette experts

Etiquette experts
----------------------------
How to walk
How to talk
How to eat
How to drink
Etiquette experts
Explain perfect
Lost the money
Lost the truth
Host the dinner
Business winner
--------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, April 2, 2010

Census senses

Census senses
------------------------------
Who does what
When goes where
Why and how
Senses Census
Count and sum
Slice and dice
Dimen sions
Hierar chies
Government measure
Business treasure
--------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Green Revolution

Green Revolution
-----------------------------
Crop to crop
Poor to rich
Individual to corporate
Import to export
Self to technical
Subsidy to price
Public to private
Burden to profit
Red to green
Reap the revolution
--------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Maruti 800

Maruti 800
----------------
When car was luxury
There was a mercury
Motor bike dream
Maruti car came
Small was beautiful
Sleek was dutiful
All is well
That ends well
Good bye Maruti
Next buy Nano
------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Carbon tax

Carbon tax
----------------
Unilateral decision
One sided emission
Developed dictates
Developing disputes
Carbon taxing
Exports aching
Rules to devise
Doha to decide
Bilateral trades
Multilateral treaties
---------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Fearless education

Fearless education
-----------------------------------
Intra social fire
Extra tuition fear
Income loss of parents
Expense extra warrants
Walking village miles
Taking books and files
Ranking system troubles
Racing feeling bubbles
Law is not the way
Feel it as if they
----------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Systemic safety

Systemic safety
---------------------------
Policy direction
Regulatory correction
Global forces
Local causes
Growth central
Inflation control
Market reacts
Real re-acts
Capital, liquidity
Systemic safety
-----------------------------Nagendra Bharathi