Sunday, October 31, 2010

BI formula

BI formula
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Extract, transform, load from
Different data sources
Qualify, quantify, conform all
Fact, dimension tables
Adhoc, regular reports for
Operational purpose
Dashboard, scorecard for
Analytical purpose
Audit, quality, governance at
All phases of BI cycle
-------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

ITIL Formula

ITIL Formula
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Manage the demand, portfolio and finance in
Service strategy
Manage the availability, capacity, continuity and security in
Service design
Also the catalogue, service level, risk and suppliers in
Service design
Manage the configuration, change, knowledge and release in
Service transition
Manage the self service, desk service,incident and problem in
Service operation
Also the events, access and functions in
Service operation
Manage the process review and value review in
Continual service improvement
Forget not the people management to make
ITIL formula as ideal formula
--------------------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Basel formula

Basel formula
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Default and degrade are
Credit risks
Position and price are
Market risks
Events and errors are
Operational risks
Capital adequacy is
Basel formula
Corporate governance is
Perfect formula
---------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Food and fuel

Food and fuel
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Protecting environment
Protesting inhabitants
Grains and sugar are
Food for human
Grains and sugar as
Fuel for transport
Food for poor
Fuel for rich
Limos are filled
Lives are killed
----------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Mother tongue

Mother tongue
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Syllables are sounds
Sensing the life
Sentences follow
Stretching the meaning
Good and the bad
Qualify the speech
Deaf and the dumb
Do have the tongue
Love and the hatred
Don't have any tongue
--------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

First woman

First woman
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That is the Love that
Started from birth
Feeding her kids is
Her primary life
Checking her kids for
Setting them right
Growing her kids is
Growing her old
Leaving her kids for
Making their own
That is the mother
Who takes care ever
-------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

First man

First man
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That is the wisdom
From his old age
Seeing the sky
Will say 'will rain'
Touching the teeth
Will guess cow's price
Looking my face
Will read my mind
Taking to market
Will buy lot sweets
That is the father
Who lives no more
-------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Monday, October 25, 2010

Different world

Different world
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This is now
A different world
Flowers smile
Wind whispers
Sun is pleasant
Stars are happy
Moon says 'love'
World is good
Where were these
Before she sees
-----------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Conditioned rooms

Conditioned rooms
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Air is conditioned
Inside the room
Mind is wandering
Outside the room
Towards the meadow
Cattle grazing
Horses racing
Wind breezing
Birds teasing
Reluctant return to
Conditioned rooms
---------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Sunday, October 24, 2010

End users' expectation

End users' expectation
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Improve the analysis for
End users' data
Improve the design for
End users' access
Improve the code for
End users' business
Improve the delivery for
End users' experience
Improve the presentation for
End users' acceptance.
----------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Patented patients

Patented patients
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Popular products
Lose their patents
Post few years in
Developed countries
Generic products
Capture the market
Post few years in
Developing countries
Mercantile interest in
Maintaining health
-----------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Black Pad

Black Pad
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iPad or Blackberry
Application is winner
Seven inch or
Ten inches
Small is big
Big is small
Software is soul
Hardware is heart
Mind and body should
Mix and match
----------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tax and interest

Tax and interest
------------------------
Tax and interest to
Tackle the inflation
Increase the tax to
Exit the demand
Increase the interest to
Interrupt the supply
Balance these factors to
Promote the growth
Inflation and growth are
Friends as well foes
------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Monday, October 18, 2010

Macro mortgage

Macro mortgage
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Borrow from IMF
Mortgage your GDP
Borrow from Bank
Mortgage your home
Borrow from Microfinance
Mortgage your group
Borrow from Moneylender
Mortgage your self
Micro level finance
Macro level mortgage
-------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, October 15, 2010

Qualitative easing

Qualitative easing
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Qualitative easing
Collapsed the market
Quantitative easing
Qualifying growth
Reducing intrate
Relaxing exchange
Infusing liquidity
Increasing consumption
Prevention is better than
Printing the currency
----------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Noons and moons

Noons and moons
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The doors let
People in and out
The windows let
Wind in and out
Summers and Winters
Autumns and Falls
Days and nights
Noons and moons
Desparate wait
Deepest love
---------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Bretton dead systems

Bretton dead systems
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Bretton Woods are
Bretton dead systems
United Nations
Unite to divide
'Yes Ministers' are
Yester ministers
Greater twenties
Here to stay
Politicians say
Bureacrats obey
------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Monday, October 11, 2010

Free lunch

Free lunch
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Priority sector
Percentage lower
Advanced technology
Urban rich
Target customers
Bluechip companies
Financial inclusion for
Public sector banks
Free lunch for
Private foreign banks
------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Agree to disagree

Agree to disagree
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Bipartite agreement to override
Multiparty agreement
Multiparty agreement to override
Treaty among States
Treaty to override
Multiparty agreement
Multiparty agreement to override
Bipartite agreement
Choosing an agreement
Basing on benefits
-------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Doctor's market

Doctor's market
-----------------------------
Temperature up if
FII inflow down
Blood pressure up if
Prices are down
Heart rate is up if
Sensex is down
Clinic is full if
Market is dull
Yield of the doctor is
Inverse to Interest rate
---------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, October 8, 2010

Currency war

Currency war
------------------------
Current war is
Currency war
Depreciating local to
Appreciate the exports
Affected countries
Adopt protectionism
Global growth in
See'saw game
Common meeting on
Commodity currency
Consensus reached on
Commodity coffee
-------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Sense the Sensex

Sense the Sensex
----------------------
Sensex is down
Sell and buy
Sensex is up
Buy and sell
Top or bottom
Trace the trend
Spot or future
Spot the price
Bear or Bull
Purse is full
----------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Monday, October 4, 2010

Native soul

Native soul
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Caste is graded at
Native region
Region is rated at
Native state
State is sensed at
Native country
Country is considered at
Native world
World is God at
Native soul
-------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Mobile intelligence

Mobile intelligence
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Market data to
Mark up bullness
Health data to
Heal up dullness
Family data to
Fix up alliance
Friends' data to
Pick up reliance
Moving cloud in
Mobile intelligence
__________________________Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Milky way

Milky way
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Milk over
Film idols
Milk over
God idols
Milk over
Political idols
Milk over
Religious idols
Milk is over
Children poor
-----------------------Nagendra Bharathi