Friday, January 28, 2011

Extension of exception

Extension of exception
-------------------------------------
Employment figures
Yet to pick up
Bond purchase to
Stimulate recovery
Inflation is not
Immediate concern
Exceptionally low
Interest rates for
Extended period in
Economy of US
----------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Avoidable recession

Avoidable recession
-----------------------
Alan allowed the
Bubble to form
Ben permitted the
Bubble to burst
Democrats shielded the
OTC derivatives
Republicans yielded to
Expanding the same
All had arranged this
Avoidable recession
----------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Conflicting goals

Conflicting goals
--------------------
Increased rate would
Deter the consumption
Reduced consumption would
Impact the growth
Slower growth would
Dampen the inflation
Significant impact on
Capital inflows
Growth and inflation are
Conflicting goals
-------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Trusting CEOs

Trusting CEOs
---------------------
Abrupt removal of
Additional CEOs
Adding more CEOs
After mergers
CEOs are the
Strategic symbols
Playing with them is
Pain for the company
Trusting the people is
Real trust for service
---------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Basel two to three

Basel two to three
-----------------------------
Basel two is
Micro prudential
Basel three is
Macro prudential
Significant focus on
Systemic risk
Liquidity, leverage
Ratios defined
Avoiding arbitrage is
Always an issue
----------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Old to Young

Old to Young
----------------
Rafi to Kishore
Kishore to Sonu
Lata to Asha
Asha to Shreya
Dev to Amitabh
Amitabh to ShahRukh
Nutan to Hema
Hema to Deepika
Yeh kya ho gaya
Old to Young ban gaya
----------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, January 21, 2011

Management Capability Model

Management Capability Model
----------------------------------------------
Initiate change at
First level model
Repeat the change at
Second level model
Define the change at
Third level model
Manage the change at
Fourth level model
Optimise change at
Fifth level model
----------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Yuan Dollarance

Yuan Dollarance
---------------------
Toys, electronics and
Textiles are cheaper
Subsidies, laws and
Controls are harder
Trade tension with
Japan had gone
Trade tension with
China has begun
Dollar and Yuan to
Tolerate each other
----------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Jobs on leave

Jobs on leave
-----------------------
Jobs created
Jobs for many
iPod, iTune
iPhone and iPad
Jobs survived
Health hazards
Pancreatic cancer and
Liver transplant
Jobs on leave
Apple is pale
----------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Assets are liabilities

Assets are liabilities
-----------------------------------
Assets are liabilities if
Interest rate decreased
Income gets reduced
Expenses increased
Fixed or floating
Short term or long term
ALM policy for
Lending and funding
Predict the behaviour to
Fix up the interest risk
---------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Monday, January 17, 2011

BPO to KPO

BPO to KPO
--------------------
Business process to
Knowledge process
Input entry to
Output analysis
Body shopping to
Process shopping
Cost minimisation to
Profit maximisation
Out sourcing task to
In creasing Value
-----------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Good query and bad data

Good query and bad data
---------------------------------------
Open, read, write and
Close in Cobol
Select, from, where and
Group in SQL
Drag, drop, format and
Publish in Visual
Think, ask, get and
Act in Voice
Query improved
Data deteriorated
--------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, January 14, 2011

Future business model

Future business model
-------------------------------------
'Believe but verify' is
Future business model
Employees selected on
Ethics and innovation
Dynamic Database on
Secured clouds
Development and support on
Virtual networks
Change of model on
Clickstream of customers
---------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Macro recovery

Macro recovery
---------------------------
Micro finance to
Macro recovery
Service orientation to
Profit maximisation
Self help group to
Self destroy troupe
Interest sharing to
Principal default
Great beginning to
Greed ending
-----------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Figurative speech

Figurative speech
-----------------------------
Industrial production
All time low
Inflation numbers
All time high
Interest rates
Expected to rise
Insititutional investing
Expected to fall
Figurative speech
Facts to teach
--------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, January 7, 2011

Liquidity trap

Liquidity trap
--------------------------
Short selling for liquidity
Arbitrage for liquidity
Hot mony for liquidity
Speculation for liquidity
Market for liquidity
Finance for liquidity
Business for liquidity
Economy for liquidity
Politics for liquidity
Recession for liquidity
--------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Commodity and community

Commodity and community
-------------------------------------------
Coffee from Columbia
Tea from Srilanka
Wheat from China
Rice from India
Meat from America
Dates from Egypt
Eating and drinking
International commodity
Hating and killing
Heterogeneous community
-------------------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Risk tiers

Risk tiers
------------------
Started with
Credit risk
Added then
Market risk
After wards
Operational riks
Later comes
Leverage risk
Linked with
Liquidity risk
Basel accord
Picks up risks
Basic risk is
People risk
------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Basel buffers

Basel buffers
-----------------------
Liquidity buffer
Leverage buffer
Conservation buffer
Counterparty buffer
Cyclical buffer
Contingent buffer
Quality buffer
Quantity buffer
Basel three
Buffer tree
---------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Monday, January 3, 2011

Issues free year

Issues free year
------------------------------
America and America to
Resolve Credit issues
Europe and Europe to
Resolve Debt issues
China and China to
Resolve Currency issues
India and India to
Resolve corruption issues
World and World to
Resolve war issues
-------------------------------------------Nagendra Bharathi