Sunday, May 27, 2012

Faces of the book

Faces of the book


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User base is the

Main face

Investor base is the

Ancillary face

Technical face at the

Nasdaq exchange

Legal face at the

Market disclosure

Revenue face at the

Projected model

Faces are many

Facebook is honey
-----------------Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Basel versions

Basel versions

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Risky assets
Regulated in Basel one

Contingent items
Covered in Basel two

Liquidity ,leverage
Realised in Basel three

Soverign risk
Strategic risk

Political risks
Poor, the regulator
----------------Nagendra Bharathi

Friday, May 25, 2012

Alcoholic accounting

Alcoholic accounting


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Debit the

Receiver of beer

Credit the

Giver of beer

Debit what

Comes in on table

Credit what

Goes out on bar

Debit the

expenses on liquid spirit

Credit the

Income on solid spirit

Alcoholic accounting of

All three principles

Assets are lost

Liabilities boost

----------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Core or Gossip

Core or Gossip


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Funding and lending is

Core banking

Betting and hedging is

Gossip banking

Core banking does

Grow the street

Gossip banking does

Collapse the market

Core or Gossip

Code of regulator

------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Growth and Austerity

Growth and Austerity

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Demanding tax
Right to society

Supplying job
Right to self

Increasing income
Left to society

Reducing expenditure
Left to self

Growth and Austerity
Friends, not foes
-----------------Nagendra Bharathi

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Three big to fail

Three big to fail

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One big to fail is
Bear and Stearns

Two big to fail is
WaMu Bank

One and two is
Owned by three

Three bigs to chase is
JPMorgan Chase

Too big to fail is
Three big to fail

--------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Flavours of banking

Flavours of banking

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Retail banking is

Regular banking

Investment banking is

Insider trading

Credit market for

Real economy

Share market for

Reel economy

Bench is bank

Floor is gang

----------------Nagendra Bharathi

Global village

Global village

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Billion demons
Peanuts for Dimon

Contagious gas
Causing loss

Hearing on Spain
Greece in Again

Bearing on world
Market is bad

Global village
Local heritage
------------Nagendra Bharathi

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Data trees

Data trees

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Hard disk in
Peta bytes

Memory in
Giga bytes

Clockspeed in
Mega hertz

Big data to
Fast process

Missing wood
For the trees
---------------Nagendra Bharathi

Power of love

Power of love


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Flowers have

No meaning

Fingers have

No feeling

Sight has

No figure

Sound has

No vigour

Thought has

Power trigger

--------------Nagendra Bharathi

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Eighty twenty

Eighty twenty

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Eighty twenty
Every where

Eighty managers
Twenty employees

Eighty cities
Twenty villages

Eighty religions
Twenty regions

Eighties grow
Twenties slow
-----------------Nagendra Bharathi


Sunday, May 13, 2012

International Executives


International executives
-------------------------
Global CEOs for
Local issues

Local CEOs for
Global solutions

Mixing culture
Meshing people

Inter national
Execu tives

If or else
Exit parties
----------------Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Lehman to Morgan

Lehman to Morgan
------------------
Lehman to Morgan
Layman to suffer

Two plus one three is
Good Maths

Two billion plus one is
Bad Maths

Bets or hedges
Billion dollar question

Volcker's rule should
Walk fast now
-------------------Nagendra Bharathi

Thursday, May 10, 2012

People's market

People's market

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Markets like
Tax figures

People like
Growth figures

Austerity measures
Demand by markets

Election results
Supply by people

France and Greece
People's market
--------------Nagendra Bharathi

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Oil is not well

Oil is not well
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Demand is economics
Supply is politics

Demand and supply
Decide the price

Oil slips as
Growth slips

Futures down as
Future is down

Wells are full but
Oil is not well
------------------------Nagendra Bharathi